try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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