I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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