Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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