the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Randomize
