Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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