Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Dick very happy bro
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Help. Why am I so naked?
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