i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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