Im at strip club and am horny
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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