I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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