i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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