I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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