i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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