I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
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