why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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