he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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