Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
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