I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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