Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
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