i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Randomize
