Do you still have your period?
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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