We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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