At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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