But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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