We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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