That's intense
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
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