but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Randomize
