I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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