No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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