It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I could make wine with my vomit
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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