Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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