I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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