Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
im drinking this country out of the recession.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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