I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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