You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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