Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
is it fun? or sober?
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