Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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