the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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