Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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