We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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