I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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