We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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