i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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