I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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