I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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