Need sex. Gaining weight.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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