Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
