Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
Where are you guys?
Drunk
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
