Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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