We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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