just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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