real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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