Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
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