Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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