i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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