Don't you send me to vm
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
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