can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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