I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
im having a threesome with these popsicles
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Randomize
