i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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